CHRIS

THE ANCIENTS OF MU MU.

STARS AND CARS

WAITING FOR THE BARBARIANS

ok i admit i'm a lazy motherfucker and i haven't posted shit for about 20 years cause, like i've said before, my life is terribly boring and other than being run over by a bus, my house flooding and me losing everything, being hit by a car and flying 50 meters in the air and landing on my head, vice magazine coming out, i'm the director of it alongside m hulot, i was waiting for those fucking anarchists to do something so i can feel some excitement! well; the anarchists pussied out this year and i was sitting there saying, " ok it's the 6th of december they are gonna go crazy" then it was the 7th and now, it's the 8th, i think, and all i got was this fucking vandal shit again.
fuck you!
much ado about nothing.
i guess they were right,
once you go black you never go back.
black block my ass.

ERECTIONS! sorry, i meant ELECTIONS!

ok my lazy ass hasn't posted anything about the elections but i was almost certain that this guy was going to win. as soon as the socialists won i was like "you've got to be kidding! what the fuck?" come on guys, we remember everything our ancient ancestors did, we claim we are of their genes yet we forget that shithead's dad fucked greece up way more than bush ever fucked up the u.s, and before all you communists freak out on my ass, trust me the u.s is still a functional country despite bush's ass rape, greece is more "fuckuall" than "functional". oh, that's m hulot between the guys legs. i don't know what he's doing there but i'm pretty sure the guy had his dick hanging out and was yelling "fuck you retards, suck my huge white cock, you deserve what's coming!!!"

HOPE IS MY FRIEND

well yesterday sucked! shoegazer died. but then there is HOPE. and here are some pictures of him.

WHAT WE DO IS SECRET

we went to andros on a secret mission for vice; you can read about it in november. after staying in shitty rooms by the port, eating shitty food near the port, drinking some super sweet shitty girl drinks across the port we realised that the "lonely planet" books are actually better sources of information than the "proud" locals who are basically there to ass fuck you.
i got this cool picture though so i guess i can't complain.