SOFIA

this is sophia. we went to periscope, got a room and took some pictures. she's cool, funny and wise.

HOLY SHIT

uh huh, yeah, yeah, uh huh, really?, you're kidding, and? are you fucking with me? uh huh, yeah, uh huh, i understand, uh huh, ok, and? holy shit you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! ok, yeah. uh huh, tight ass, uh huh, i feel you, ok! uh hu, and?
god dammit!

ANASTASIA

this is an actress i photographed last week. she's doing some power pose hand gesture thingy cause she's cool like that and i heard her talking to the journalist about therapy and um, she's gotten way further with her therapist than i did with mine before he started threatening me with lawsuits if i ever showed up again. anyway, therapy works if you know what you're doing. myrto played anastasia back in the day and if you grew up in early nineties athens and didn't have a fantasy about her you like meat. get it?

MAY ROOSEVELT

this is may, she's a theramin player. i photographed her for a magazine and then i saw the magazine and may looked like someone poored hot sauce on her face.

DOGS OF WAR

this guy was an opera singer, english teacher, some kind of doctor (i don't think dentist) and owns something like ten thousand dogs. for some reason i like hanging out with him way more than hanging out with most of my pretentious "friends".

ERECTIONS! sorry, i meant ELECTIONS!

ok my lazy ass hasn't posted anything about the elections but i was almost certain that this guy was going to win. as soon as the socialists won i was like "you've got to be kidding! what the fuck?" come on guys, we remember everything our ancient ancestors did, we claim we are of their genes yet we forget that shithead's dad fucked greece up way more than bush ever fucked up the u.s, and before all you communists freak out on my ass, trust me the u.s is still a functional country despite bush's ass rape, greece is more "fuckuall" than "functional". oh, that's m hulot between the guys legs. i don't know what he's doing there but i'm pretty sure the guy had his dick hanging out and was yelling "fuck you retards, suck my huge white cock, you deserve what's coming!!!"

A GUY FROM HEAVEN AND A DOG

ok, the title to this post is very queer but what i meant was that i photographed this musician from the record label heaven and as we were leaving the location we saw this cute little fucker trapped in this car, windows rolled up!!!!!!!!!! i think the driver stepped out for a few hours to get some fresh air. nice dog, u dick!

POKA MON

this is poka yio, he's an artist, he uses chocolate, i like chocolate.

THIS DUDE WILL BREAK YOUR BACK

doesn't this dude look like he could kick your ass. he's 98 and he's one of the coolest greek actors that i have ever met. every time that i have to photograph a useless celebrity actor i think to myself " you know what, i know lykourgo kallergis, he's 100 years old and can fuck your pussy ass up."

1980SOMETHINGSOMEWHERE

last year i got on a public bus to find interesting faces to photograph. i stayed on the bus until the early morning and actually found a shitload of people that were interesting subjects. the ride got me depressed so i kinda took the shoot in a mellodramatic direction but kept in touch with some of the people i met that night. these guys were going to an 80's rock club. this has never been my scene, never will be but it's kinda funny to look at in 2009.

HOPE IS MY FRIEND

well yesterday sucked! shoegazer died. but then there is HOPE. and here are some pictures of him.

MORE SUGAH

i was lookin' thru my hard drives, makin' sure that all my pics are still on there, digital scares the shit out of me, that bits to bytes thing is kinda creepy, and so i came across a picture of sugah and oxocube from a session we did for a cypriot magazine, we never saw a hard copy and the magazine went bankrupt after that.

WHAT WE DO IS SECRET

we went to andros on a secret mission for vice; you can read about it in november. after staying in shitty rooms by the port, eating shitty food near the port, drinking some super sweet shitty girl drinks across the port we realised that the "lonely planet" books are actually better sources of information than the "proud" locals who are basically there to ass fuck you.
i got this cool picture though so i guess i can't complain.