METAL

a while back i had to shoot a bunch of metal bands. i photographed the guys, they were all cool as shit, but i think that the people from the magazine were expecting the bands to look like megan fox.

well, as you can see, the guys didn't look like megan fox, or any of those super goodlookin guys from lost, so the story took about a year to run.

finally the pictures ran but by the time the pics were published the bands all had new records out. they had been calling me for pictures and wanted to use some of the pictures for publicity etc. and of course i kind of stopped answering my phones so obviously almost all of them hate me.

here are some of the less metal more fuzzy pictures of some of the bands.

MORE VANDALS

this one's sorta close to my heart cause sex and the city is just such a cool show. it just hurts my feelings that some damn vandal would go and fuck with such a gem of popular culture. the shitty part of this vandalism is that anna vissi is going to make a guest appearance on the show, that's what i heard, and i was all excited cause i respect anna vissi soooooooooo much that i wonder,
why?
why?
why?
i mean come on guys if we sabotage vissi and sommer what else does this country have?
oh, and if you didn't know, field, the shows stylist is greek, just like everything great on this planet; if you have ever been to greece or know a greek i'm sure that you are well aware that we started pretty much everything, no question bout it. we had the first computer back in the 00's, the before christ 00's i'm talking about and not the 2000 00's when computers are all trendy and shit.
yeah, so fuck you malakes.
it's been patricia field who is responsible for all the bitches we see walking around with oversized 3000 $ purses. yup, yet another greek, saving the world and the economy. think of this; if it weren't for sex and the city the black dudes you see runnin' from the cops with their immitation gucci, prada, tous etc., would be out of a job and if they don't have a job then those dicks you see chasing them down ermou wouldn't have a job either and then the whole greek economy would crumble. that sucks!

you know what's great though? have you ever seen one of those fat fuck cops tryin' to chase down one of those black men? it's funny. with some good drugs, and for god's sake I AM NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE DO DRUGS, unless absolutely neccesary, like if you're bored and want to watch unfit greek men tryin' to catch their breath, but, like i was sayin', with some good narcotics we have free entertainment and we can also realise how we contribute much more to this world than other countries give us credit for.

VANDALS

DIABOLINA AND GRAMMAR

well pitsirikos came by today, told me i should post more shit, said he likes the blog; so i guess i'm gonna keep on postin', even though, my life is complete shit, chaotic and i'm the laziest fuck you're ever gonna meet and i don't read blogs myself and i hate seeing my stuff on the internet cause, for fucks sake, m hulot's monitor is so damn pink that it makes the people in my pictures look like pigs and that doesn't help cause, you know, i already have the reputation of the photographer who doesn't make people look good and cause you may already get that i'm kinda grammatically challenged and cause i'm computer challenged and cause i hated the way this thing looked initially so i cried til spyros v.j and m hulot fixed my damn blog the way i kinda wanted it so here is a picture of a model i photographed for BSB a while back and i have no idea why this pic is on my desktop.
oh and,

i'm just fuckin' with ya

NAKED PEOPLE

we went to m hulot's house with some friends cause we wanted to shoot some naked stuff and my house is so crappy i'm too embarased to show it to people, and i have a cat with a broken back which shits and pisses all over the floor. anyway, everyone got naked, m hulot was off interviewing someone so we decided to tear up his apartment. ola pigan kalitera, argotera.

ON THE FRINGE

we went to the athens concert hall to photograph martha frintzila.

it kinda felt like we were in the phantom of the opera, mazes, little rooms,

theatrical stuff, darkness, and then this cool ass mofo took me back to sparks and les rita mitsouko. oh, then they did the tongue dance, for those who know, for a picture.

RENT BOY

we're walking round with sugah, takin' pictures. this guy walks up to us, harasses me to take his picture and then chases me down the road cause he wants his picture, NOW!

SOMETHIN RELLA

this albanian gypsy kid was cool, i asked her father if he would mind me taking pictures of her, he said he wouldn't mind; then he asked me to pay his rent.

WOLF WOLF

VANDALS

you're gonna see loads of this shit on here cause it's a collection of vandalised photos i'm puttin' together.

SUGAH

sugah, lazy sunday afternoon walk round monastiraki for eikones magazine.
this isn't the one that's gonna be published, i just kinda liked it cause u can see thyseas butt.